Saturday, August 13, 2005

Spitfire's True Porno Boy Stories Continues....

Porno Boy came home in a state of intoxication, decided to make a vat of spaghetti, then promptly fell asleep. Whilst asleep, the stove remained on, and the spaghetti remained in boiling water. Then the water evaporated and the spaghetti strings wound up burning on the bottom of the vat. This must've went on for hours, as the next thing Porno heard was the sound of something forcefully beating his door. Thinking nothing of it, and still terribly drunk, he remained semi-unconscious. Shortly thereafter, a fireman with full oxygen gear on was attempting to revive him from his sleep, and the apartment was filled with yellow smoke. "Sir...sir, are you okay?!?" said the fireman. Porno came to, then the fireman figured it out. "Awwww....he's f*ckin' drunk...." he said to his comrades. They promptly turned the stove off, opened a window, and left Porno to his own devices. "F*ckin' idiot..." they said to each other, as their voices trailed off down the staircase of the building.

2 comments:

JunieRose2005 said...

...I hope that experience helped Porno Boy!

As Anne Landers used to say, Porno needs to "Wake up and smell the coffee!"

(Or the spaghetti-as the case may be!)

Junie Rose

spitfire said...

It didn't. More stories to come.