"...And Then The Illuminati Killed Lucy Ramirez, And Members Of Skull And Bones Threatened Bill Burkett, Then The Whole Thing Fell Apart..."

How weird is Dan Rather? Read below:

Dan Rather, Sept. 20, 2004:

"I no longer have the confidence in these documents that would allow us to continue vouching for them journalistically. I find we have been misled on the key question of how our source for the documents came into possession of these papers. That, combined with some of the questions that have been raised in public and in the press, leads me to a point where-if I knew then what I know now-I would not have gone ahead with the story as it was aired, and I certainly would not have used the documents in question. But we did use the documents. We made a mistake in judgment, and for that I am sorry."

Dan Rather, last night:

"The facts of the story were correct. One supporting pillar of the story, albeit an important one, one supporting pillar was brought into question. To this day, no one has proven whether it was what it purported to be or not....The story is accurate."