Jogging through my memory of notable Porno Boy stories, I recalled this gem. I was not a witness to this episode, but it certainly doesn't sound out of character:
Porno Boy was out getting sloshed (natch) with a friend from work. Whilst still in his suit from the finished work-day, Porno Boy took off from whatever bar he was soon to get kicked out of anyway with his work buddy and went to a Korean deli to get some more beer to take back to his apartment. (A fair assumption is that back in his apartment cocaine would be ingested. This is merely speculation on my part.) Drunk and stumbling, Porno managed to drop a few beer bottles on the floor, pissing off the Korean guy behind the counter. No doubt an argument ensued, with Porno Boy voicing his standard racial invective towards the poor Korean guy on the graveyard shift. Fortunately for the Korean guy, a few cops happened to be in the vicinity and came in to the deli to try to calm things down. Told to pay the clerk, go home, and sleep off whatever intoxicants were currently swirling around in brain by the two cops, Porno Boy used his standard "hey man, I was just kidding around with the guy" excuse. A few minutes later, a female cop came in as back-up. Seeing this female police officer, Porno Boy exclaimed, "Uh oh. They called in Butch!" The female officer was not impressed. While the two male cops chuckled at the whole scenario, the female cop proceeded to whip Porno Boy around like a rag doll and give him a mild beat-down. I don't recall whether he was cuffed, but it matters not. He still got roughed up by a broad.
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